Sunday, October 12, 2014

Football All Boys? (Satirical Piece)

   Is football an all guys sport? Ohh no, I bet most guys just love to hit a girl on the football field. I mean who wouldn't? Not saying that girls are soft or anything but guys are raised to not hit physical, but I guess this doesn't apply to girls who wear padding and are playing football. What is this teaching kids as they grow up? A woman doesn't need to be in the NFL, men are already nearly killing each other already just hitting on each other, they don't need to throw a woman in there. That woman is someones daughter, sister, a mom, no kid needs to see their mom get carried off on a stretcher because a guy hit her to hard. No man in his right mind would wan to hit a lady, that not how guys are raised.
   To have women play football we should make it 2-hand touch for them. So if your a girl/woman playing football, the men are going to 2-hand touch you and not tackle you.  No worry we figured out a full proof solution to this problem, case close have girls/women start playing football tomorrow, if we just enforce the rule what could possibly go wrong? We can just keep making men like Ray Rice! Man is he someone to look up to, the way he knocked his wife out and dragged her body out the elevator, wow I want to be just like him. Having guys 2-hand touch girls just lets girls play without getting hurt. #problemsolved
   I mean domestic violence is already on the rise, why not just give it more reason to climb even higher? If guys can hit women in football, they will get it out of their system and won't hit them outside of football. Duhh, if you let young men tackle and hit young women in football, they will learn not to do it outside of football. Why haven't we started letting more girls/women start playing football? Have more of them sign up! If your a guy, and you tackle a girl/woman you just hit a girl, and if you don't she will probably score a touchdown and everyone will look at you asking why you didn't tackle her. Its a lose lose situation.

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